1. No toilet seat issues.

2. You get ALL the blankets!

3. Nobody uses your razor.

4. You never get kicked in bed.

5. The smelly socks are your very own.

6. You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, without listening to whining.

7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge.

8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) without it being considered an "invitation".

9. You can burp or fart in privacy.

10. You don't have to deal with his burps and farts.

11. You are the master of your own destiny.

12. You can have male friends without dealing with suspicion or jealousy.

13. No snoring annoyance.

14. You don't have to check with anyone before going out with your friends unless it's your sitter.

15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want with your friends.

16. You don't have to listen to a weekly commentary if you gain a pound or two.

17. You can spend your money any way you see fit.

18. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or why he hasn't called.

19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands.

20. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want!

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